趣味英语系列---蠢笨憨态，惟妙惟肖

    机敏睿智固然能生幽默，而刻画蠢笨的言语和憨窘的举止也是制造幽默的良方。

例1:

    Nurse: Wake up! Wake up!

    Patient: (startled from sleep)Huh? What's the matter?

    Nurse: I forgot to give you your sleeping pills!

    护士: 醒醒!醒醒!

    病人: (从熟睡中惊醒)呵……什么事?

    护士: 我忘了让你服安眠药!

例2:

    A man returned to his parked car,opened the door and got inside. Almost immediately he had a gasp of dismay. Reporting to a nearby policeman, he said, "Officer, I've been robbed. Someone's stolen my steering wheel!" "Come now, sir,"said the policeman. "You're sitting in the back."
    一个男人回到停在一边的车那儿，打开车门钻了进去。就在那一刻他吃惊地倒抽了一口气。他向附近的警察报告说:“长官，我遭劫了!有人偷我的方向盘!”“你看看吧，先生，”警察说道，“你坐在后排上了!”